Yoyo 動態更新

對上一次寫有關 Yoyo 的博文都經已是兩個多月前的事了。牠本來生活在大缸中，有自己的私竇，也有自己的空間。可惜牠實在太頑皮了，時刻都在挑戰我的忍耐力。  ...牠每天從早到晚都喜歡追魚：沉底魚，追！搶食魚，追！擋路魚，追！把我的魚追得失魂落魄...老公大人見我激心，想把 Yoyo trade 走，但我不肯！！最後牠的命運就是移居到這個細缸裏。把牠放進細缸與兩條 puffer 同住。最初還怕牠會被 puffer 吃掉，不竟 puffer 都是食肉獸！日子過得久了， Yoyo 還是身壯力健...倒是那兩條 puffer 另我擔心，怕有朝一日牠們會被 Yoyo 追死～！ （June 13 - 呢輯相已經影咗幾個星期，當時 Yoyo 仲未斷鬚，石仔也未換。）

這是我的細缸。若不是我加了一個紅箭嘴，霎眼睇埋去你睇到啲咩？！這個缸中有三條魚。兩條 spotted puffer 和我家 Yoyo。中間那個 decor 是我故意把後面向著外邊的，方便睇住 Yoyo 瞓覺和拍照。

誇張的瞓覺姿勢！！我特意沒有在照片中加上水印，方便睇嘛～～  平時牠見我走近已經立刻彈起，今次牠都費事理我，只是眼望望～！

現在已經見慣了，記得第一次見牠打橫瞓時以為佢死咗...   我發覺好像很多 loach 都是這樣瞓覺的...這包括 clown loach。

睇吓！佢驚嘟唔驚呀～！ 我通常見到牠這樣睡都會叫牠做 '秋刀魚'。一條放在碟上準備 serve 的秋刀魚！！=D

變態 （撈 bee-茄....）....

Yoyo 瞓喺道唔郁，我轉移視線去影隻 puffer。 隻 puffer 超級難影，郁上郁落冇時停，我好辛苦先影到呢張相。對焦對得好地地突然 Yoyo 發咗癲喺我面前追魚！！九成九呷醋我影人地啦～！！

好啦，好啦～！！ 怕咗你啦～！！ 影你啦～～！

知道我喺道影佢，幾乖～！ 郁嘟唔郁呀～！！

一個 post， 任影唔嬲～～～！！ 有冇見過啲魚企定定唔郁喺道俾人影相呀？！通常啲魚見到個相機閃紅光就即走㗎啦，邊會好似呢條嘢咁習慣哂吖～～  呢啲嘢要從小訓練嘅～～

犀利！魚表面啲皮嘅紋嘟影到！ 呢條魚為求目的喺我面前唔咁亂嚟郁嘟唔郁，耿係驚我唔理佢啦～～

嘟好，佢頭頂上面個'S'字仲係清晰可見！ =D  雖然有啲崩咗，但好過冇咗～～

影完相我走開咗，佢唔見我...自己嘟冇乜隱，於是返屋企瞓覺～！ 又：早前喺 Hamilton Beach 執嘅石仔等遲啲浸完水後就可以加進呢個缸中～～  Yay～～

愛魚： Yoyo

很久都沒有幫 Yoyo 影相了，乘著今天有空特意把牠的近照帖在這裏。不拍照的原因是因為拍不到！大缸中的水草生長茂盛，我們不斷折枝，折了枝的水草又迅速生長。在短短的幾個月間水草經已多得像森林一樣！魚在其中游來游去，一急！！轉身便向水草撞個正著！！幾天前終於有時間把這些水草 trim down 一些。久未在缸前露面的 Yoyo 見我坐在缸邊，乘機八卦一番游到我跟前看著我。好！！我也'識做'，趕快取來相機對著牠拍個夠！牠也好像知道我想什麼似的，在我面前任由相機的紅光燈閃動，靜靜地擺 post 給我拍照！

這個魚缸我們放在一'架'上，坐在凳仔上可以直望魚缸。Yoyo 有時喜歡在魚缸前睡覺或消磨時間。我常常跟 Yoyo 玩個很低能的遊戲...  看到牠在缸邊，我往往會在老遠趴在地上慢慢貼地爬過去（很艱巨的！！），然後抬頭偷看牠在做什麼！每次這樣做時，我都會看到Yoyo 把身體哄得更近缸邊然後斜視偷看我！我揼低啲佢又哄埋啲！！真係八卦！！扁...無法再忍受我立即彈起把牠嚇個正著！！=D  圖：次次見到的都是牠則身的花紋，今次有機會以 kinda 高空的角度拍攝，看看牠頭頂的花紋！

那個'S'字又從現江湖啦～ 好嘢！ 之前說過 Yoyo 鑿石仔搵嘢食，太大力鑿硼咗個'S'字，有一排不敢出來見我... 現在好返就出來供！但看清楚，牠的'S'字頂部嘟係有啲瑕疵... 還是我太過敏感？！打橫的'N'字好像走了樣，變成兩點！o_O！牠其實是男是女我都不知道...只知道牠以前沮喪時會沿着缸邊不停打圈游水。

有時看到 Yoyo 追其他魚真的看到眼火爆！！受害者總共有三條：絕版 Sterbai Cory, Upside Down Cat 和絕版 jumbo Green Moss Barb。牠追魚追得很貼，條魚轉彎牠就跟著轉，游多快牠就游多快！睇佢個樣追得好鬼死開心嗰下先激氣！！以前教訓牠，牠會看著你然後口擘擘，好似喺道講嘢咁；再用手指指住佢同埋啤住佢，佢就會朵到  '洞' 裏面壁思過。而家？！無論你怎樣鬧牠，牠都當無事發生當你透明游開！！激死我！

其實我不太懂得養魚，不知道什麼是pH值、溫度、或是 RO 水（這個了解大概60％吧）。照顧魚缸大小事務由老公大人負責；我負責逗啲魚玩！哈哈～ 以前養過一條小琵琶（bristlenose pleco) 和幾條價值幾毫子的 feeder，由三厘米養到大概四、五吋長，我除了餵牠們吃普通魚糧外，還餵牠們吃煮熟的 zucchini。一個星期大概掉一塊進缸裏，啲魚一定爭食！...這靈感來自一幅在網上看到的一張圖片。此外我還餵牠們食橙！一塊橙連皮掉進魚缸，半個鐘食到乾乾靜靜只剩下橙皮。，有時會見到那條小琵琶吸吮在那塊橙上，隨著水流浮沉轉呀轉呀轉...多可愛～  圖：本來放這個水草在沉木上生長，怎知水草的根經已深入沉木中，不能再分開了。

圖：牠最喜歡朵在這條木後面，見我坐到缸前便慢慢游到沉木上看著我，心情好時便會游來。拍攝當天牠大概心情不太理想，不肯過來！...我好像從來都沒有公開過我這個四十 gallon 缸中有什麼魚？！過去的週末做了個統計，現在把它帖在這裏（我都知魚的數目好像太多，缸也太 crowded 吧？！）：

• Green Moss Barb (苔斑魮) x 7 (6 juveniles & 1 full size)
• Tiger Barb (四間) x 5 (Second batch, mid size still growing)
• Denisonii Barb (穿雲箭) x 3
• Yoyo Loach (Y紋鼠) x 1 (Used to have 2, 1 disappeared one day...Yoyo must have killed it!!)
• Takashi Amano Shrimp (大和藻蝦) x 2 (Used to have 13 but they're all gone, only 2 left)
• Parkinsoni Rainbow x 2 (M/F pair)
• Brilliant Rasboras Barb x 3 (Used to have 4, 1 gone)
• Black Neon Tetra x 2 (Used to have 4, now only 2 left)
• Serpae Tetra x 3 (Used to have over 10 but they're now gone)
• Congo Tetra (剛果旗) x 2 (Used to have 4 as well, now there's only two left)
• Sterbai Corydoras (滿天星鼠) x 1 (I don't know what happened to the other one!!)
• Black Phantom Tetra x 2 (Used to have 12 or something...they're now gone!)
• Flying Fox (一線飛狐) x 1 (I got 6 to start with, but they didn't survive)
• Upside Down Catfish x 2
• Peppered Corydoras (花鼠) x 1 (I got 6 to start with, and they all disappeared!!)
• Elegant Corydoras (愛力根鼠) x 2 (I don't know if I still have 2 or there is only 1 left now...)
• Otto catfish (I should have 3 in the tank, but I'm not sure if they're still alive or not!!)

仲有啲唔見哂，不在此提名了。

Yoyo, you're Doomed!!

養魚係一種樂事，尤其係養啲攪笑識比反應而你又吹佢唔脹嘅魚，例如：Yoyo Loach. 我家 Yoyo 追魚，追着我心愛而又絕版嘅 Sterbai Cory 同埋 Green Moss Barb，我點會放過佢？！要捉佢其實好難，需要鬥智！首先要好努力地趕返佢入佢嘅住所道，然後慢慢拿起佢個住所，仲要 make sure 佢中途唔會偷走滑出嚟，拿到相當嘅高度後要即刻放個'監倉'喺下面等佢滑落去！'監倉'頂部要凸出高過水面好多，如果唔係佢好容易就可以偷走嘞！

哼～ 仲捉你唔倒？！！慢慢坐監啦！！

呢條魚真係好攪笑嘅，成日嘟好似好想同你交流咁！ 有鑒於此，我就同佢'交流'吓啦～ 哈哈～

...有冇見過一條可以比人任摸嘅魚？！我屋企有條！哈哈！困住 Yoyo 後我同佢'交流'吓用隻手指摸吓佢... 我其實 expect 佢會游開反抗，點知佢無郁仲瞓喺道比我任摸，仲好 enjoy 添！！真係比佢激死！Yoyo 好滑身體冇鱗，摸佢同摸條鱔冇咩分別。

佢個'監倉'。

'監倉'頂部唔係凸出水面好多，所以佢好容易就可以逃獄...

Yoyo 喺守行為時已經逃獄過兩次，我幾經艱苦先捉返佢入去！！

孤單凋零又寂寞！

想逃獄狀，首先喺網邊試探圍牆高度。知道我唔係睇住佢時佢就游上去'啪啪啪啪'（吸水聲），跟住翻牆鼠出去！！

出咗去佢開始放肆駁晒老命追魚！！見邊條追邊條籍此發洩！我睇到扯火！前面那個 decor 就係佢屋企。

呢條絕版 Green Moss Barb 係 Yoyo 追殺嘅其中一個對像...

條魚一定覺得我好蠢，次次嘟可以比佢逃獄成功！今期我將張咭紙放喺佢個監倉上面，仲用粒石仔壓住個頂！睇佢點走！哼～

監禁24小時冇得假釋!!

偶爾佢嘟會有啲朋友嚟探監嘅～～ （下面那條係 Upside down cat)。

Updates on Yoyo, My Attitude Fish

It's been 3 months now since I wrote a blog about my Yoyo.  Well, he is doing great - same old same old!  He remains at around 5 inches long and didn't grow any bigger in size, I guess he has reached his max length.  He has accustomed to me so whenever he sees me, he (sort of) follows me around and sometimes react with excitement!  That's a good sign!!  =)  He knows sometimes that I'm yapping at other naughty fish and out of curiosity, he will wander in front of me just to get my attention...

 Yoyo, I've been keeping him for over half a year now.  I once nearly put him up for adoption on a public site when I first got him not long ago.

 I used to be able to read the word 'Yoyoyo' from his black & white pattern on his body, but not anymore since he has grown to a full size...

 Yet, you can still try to play a 'maze game' through these patterns here!  LOL!!

 He looks into my camera wherever it moves...eyes always focus on it!

 ...and he gives me different posts for my shots...

 PS, look at his mouth!!  I'm telling you, he purposely posted this several times 'til I took the shot!!  Seriously!!  衰精!!  =)

 This male Amano shrimp was trying to get my attention by crawling right in front of me (they don't do that often).  OKay fine...here is his shot.

 Yoyo doesn't like it...he wants all my attention....

 Sometimes when little things trigger him, he hides inside the 'bushes'.  I told him to come forward, which he did...looking at me and seeing what I'm up to!

 OKay...here is the same Amano shrimp that's been walking back and forth!

 You know what I like about this fish?  That letter 'S' on his forehead!  LOL!!!  My first name starts with 'S' too!!  =D

 Lucky day!  These tetras were so still and I was able to take a shot of them today.

 See...I was taking a picture of my shrimp and Yoyo doesn't like it...he pushes his way out through the bush, hoping to interrupt my shot...

 Here is my flying fox, which has reached its max length as well.  I started out with 6 and only 1 survive...

This log has become his favorite rest place, he always rest on it and look at me.

Naughty Yoyo!

I know my Yoyo is a joke...  He is so outrageous that I don't know how to fix him...  He chases off other fish like crazy in the tank and it sort of pisses me off, so I stood in front of the tank, pointed and stared angrily at him.  He freaked out and hide inside the Moai decor.  Waited after a few minutes alone in the dark, he sneaks out (if I'm not around) and chases other fish again!  To catch him on camera, I purposely sit next to the tank and wait for him to emerge! 

 You see him?!  He knew that I was sitting next to the tank and starring at him, so he didn't dare to come out!

 He was very patient though!  I was there at the dead corner sweating because my A/C was down that day!!

 I've been waiting for almost 20 minutes hot hot and he didn't move!  And I didn't wanna leave knowing that he will sneak out and I will need to knock him back into the hole to start the wait all over again, I sat somewhere else, a place where he can't see me!!  LOL!!

 Waiting was bored and I was getting impatient...shooting at one of my poor Cory Cat here!  This is the kind of fish my Yoyo specifically like to chase!

 Bored~~  Shooting at my Neon and Congo here.  I don't know why, my Congos never look like an ordinary 'Congo'!!  It doesn't have those long fins or fancy body color...

 His head poked out just enough to see that I'm around!!  LOL!!

 Retrieving, he decided not to risk this!

"Oh well what the fuzz!!"  He decided to ignore me and come out after spending almost 30 minutes alone in the dark!

 Fudging out!

 Hide in the 'bushes' right away, he starred at me...

Bastard!  >=P